7th Grade Demotivational

Can you believe my math teacher?
I'm in 7th grade. 7TH. FREAKING. GRADE.

She talks at a sloth's pace, and asks us if we need her to slow down every 5 minutes. I wish I was joking. She puts little spaces between syllables too, as though we're total idiots. We're not kindergartners! YOU DON'T NEED TO BE CAPTAIN OBVIOUS! FOR THE LOVE OF HILLARY DUFF ON A SHISH KEBAB! (lol reference lol)

If you're wondering, this was taken as a screen capture on one of the online classes, called "class connects."(Since, you know, I'm homeschooled) I just used snipping tool on Windows 7 and copied and pasted it into MS Paint.